LOL Alert: A Mall in China Hosts a Bra Removal Contest!

The idea of guy reaching up your back to unhook your bra is pretty darn sexy. But, in practice, things are sometimes awkward.
Only one guy I’ve been with was able to unhook without fumbling. The rest? Well, more often than not the attempts were followed by giggles and finally me unclasping the darn thing myself.

 A shopping mall in China decided to take this usually private affair to the masses. Earlier this month, a mall in Guangzhou, Guangdong province hosted a bra removal contest. Eight masked women stood with their backs to a crowd as competitors went down the line, removing the bras using only one hand. While I’m sure there were laughs and blushing aplenty, an event organizer explained, “The workings of a woman’s bra are a mystery for many men -- this activity helped more people understand bra culture and explore its secrets.” Right. I’m sure few were surprised when a woman won big in the contest with a finish time of 21 seconds. Her prize? A mall gift certificate. Wonder if she spent it on a few bras for herself?

11 Things Men Want You to Do More Often—in Bed and Out

When we asked guys, their answers ranged from the raunchy to the (almost) romantic. But men aren’t so different from women after all—they just want to be pampered and feel loved. Sound familiar?

 

• Remind him how hot he is.

Men have self-esteem issues too. “I’m not vain, but sometimes I need affirmations about my appearance. I always tell my girlfriend she’s beautiful, but she never returns the favor,” says Daniel, 29. “I don’t need to hear ‘I love you’ more, but a ‘You look handsome’ would be great.”

• Lend a hand.

No, not that way (although he probably wouldn’t turn that down). We’re talking about using your hands for back scratching, shoulder rubbing and any other massaging techniques you can think of.

• Make a grand gesture. 

Funny, How A Movie I Made Months Ago Aggrevated So Many People. Especially This Girl, Who is Pretty Much The Basis of all Idiots.

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5 Signs He May Not Be Mature Enough for You!

I’m turning 30. And I’m totally fine with it. My life has gotten progressively better and more interesting with each passing year, and some age-related setbacks aside (I can’t do it as often; it takes more time to recover; I need to stretch more), I see no sign of that trend changing. For example, things that are different now than when I turned 20: There is no minus sign in my bank account; I have had sex more than one time; I still live in a city but no longer wear a cowboy while doing so. Pretty good right? I think so, but there are some who would point out a stubborn amount of immaturity that remains. This gave me enough pause to make the following list of five signs he’s not mature enough for you.



 
1. His bathroom is disgusting,
This is actually a quote I heard not-too-recently: “John, your bathroom is disgusting.” And you know what? It was. The shower curtain had mold. There were magazines (The New Yorker, not Playboy…well, some Playboy) everywhere, sharing floor and sink space with toothpaste, soap (no dish…what am I, a fancy 

Guy Confession: 12 things I Wish I Had Told My Girlfriend

 Yesterday, while browsing the APC sample sale (I swear they’re not paying me to say this, but if you want some stylish duds for your guy, check out their summer line—it’s very chic), I ran into an ex. There is no bad blood between us and it was good to see her, but it caused me to reflect on some of my dating past. Subsequently, as I was looking at Smitten, I came across something Joanna posted about some very cute posters that include the sentence “I Love You Because____________.” In my current state of reflection, I thought about a similar set of prints, and came up with 12 things I wish I had said, or not said, to exes, recent and from the distant past.









I wish I had said less about my exes—that was stupid. And a little mean.

10 Reasons

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 The 10 Reasons

1) we get to carry handbags...i feel so sorry for guys coz they don't

2) SHOES!!!!!!! heels, pumps, wedges, sandals, thongs, ummm hello guys don't have much of that do they?

3)we can go around hugging other girls at school....guys cant coz that makes them gay

4) makeup, clothes, accessories, shopping! we own a much fun life than guys, there's a lot for us to do that makes up happy :)

5) we can cry in the romantic movie and none can tell us off

6) we always get the doors opened for us most of the time by guys (car doors, mall doors and etc)

7) "that time of the month" works as a great excuse for EVERYTHING!!!!

8) boys usually pay for us during dates and etc

9) we can cry anytime we want openly and wont get embarrased

10) we are way mature!